Musician’s Survival Guide To The Economic Crash

With the DOW plunging 600 points a day and banks being purchased like indie labels circa 1996, we know that the common musician is hurting. Well, here are some ways to help guide you through your 21st century struggles:

1. Convert remaining American dollars to Ramen. A&SB recommends a ‘chicken flavored’ heavy portfolio.

2. Move into your mom’s basement. In the likely event that you already live there, stop chipping in for milk.

3. Transition hair grease supply from premium refined to crude oil.

4. Instead of that epic concept album about washing up on a stranded island and starting a culture from scratch, write one about a band destined to work for tips.

5. Come to realization that nobody wants to buy your vinyl.

Music Fans Survival Guide To Economic Crash:

1. Steal

1. Buy more CD’s.

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