Editorials
A History of A&SB / Programming Schedule
Originally A&SB was made to spoil the endings of movies for people. Then it became the number one source for vintage Pog trading back in 1995. It was grossly unsuccessful.
A&SB Presents: Movie Monday [omfg]
Before I go any further, let me introduce myself. I like movies. I like people. I like art … I like a freshly made Wendy’s five-piece chicken nugget.
We Click Things On The Hype Machine So You Don't Have To – Extra Chewy Edition
Today I will order your selections by the complexity of their carbohydrates.
Old Woman on The Subway
Hunched over her walker at a nearly impossible angle. Bent as an advertisement that she will never be upright again.
56k Blues
When the Internet began we were all yelling at that shit to load faster, and now that it loads faster, we yell at that shit when it has to load at all.
Anatomy of a Remix – Sleep Station: The Promise You Made v2
The song is meant to be a dying transmission – Eddie knows these are the last words anyone will ever hear him speak, so he struggles to be heard over the interference.